I've had a good laugh reading all these comments. Now here's my story. My DH is involved with the on-line money tracking project "Where's George" which tracks where your money travels. It's a great hobby for a retired math teacher. But when he started using my good iron and ironing board to iron out the money to make it easier to mark, I quickly discover that money, even if it's washed in the laundry, still gives off dirt and dyes. So DH got a "gift" of my iron and ironing board and I bought myself another set- with a "forbidden, do not touch" sign on it!