As a retired RN I think it's hysterical..and know that you talk about it with love. After awhile, one has to develop what my neighbor would call "black" humor. That's the only way to deal with the anxiety and totally out of control feelings that come with times like that.
I'm sorry about your husband's cancer, but a patient once told me when I was a student nurse, a person isn't given challenges unless the giver knows it can be met.
May blessings continue to be sent to you....