That was a good one! Loved it!
True story:
My step daughter and I were discussing the high price of funerals shortly after her maternal grandmother died. I told her that her dad had set aside $50,000 for his funeral. She said, "$50,000??!!!?!!?! That's a lot!" I said that I figured I could bury him for around $10,000 and use the rest for the memorial stone. She said, "$40,000 would buy a HUGE stone." I held my hand up and said, "Yes, but I have rather large hands and I think I'll be able to wear it beautifully." LOL She didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.