Wow, this is one funny bunch! I'm in stitches (oh, sorry, baaaad) laughing at these comments!
My vote: Green Elvis
(Though, Vanuatu Jill's green stuff was a close second)
(And, I must say that I LOVE clsurz's pink fingerprint fabric!)
Also, I know there's lots of voting time left, but wow, I'm in the lead.....