These are some that my Mother-In-Law used to say.
She could make a preacher cuss!
She needs some fries to go with that shake.
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
That boy’s two bricks shy of a full load.
That boy looks like he’s been whooped with an ugly stick.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
I’m serious as a haert attack!
I am busier than a set of jumper cables at Redneck picnic !
I'll knock you into next week.
You’re drivin me up the wall.
It is so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Hot enough to fry an egg.
There’s more n’ one way ta skin a cat.
Queerer than a THREE dollar bill.
Fit to be tied.
Madder than an old wet hen.
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
I done told you fifty eleven times.
Great Day in the Morning.
he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Even a blind hog gets an ear of corn once in a while.
All over that like white on rice.
“So put that in your pipe and smoke it”
Chewed me up one side and down the other!
Couldnt hit the broad side of a barn.
“Don’t put the cart before the horse”
That smell will gag a maggot.
Going to hell in a handbasket.
“I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck yesterday.”
That rolled up like a 10 cent window shade.