Elephant Stew:
1 medium elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt and pepper to taste
brown gravy
Cut elephant into small bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months). Add seasonings and enough brown gravy to cover. Bake at 465 degrees for 4 weeks. Will serve 3800 people. If more people are expected, 2 rabbits can be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like hare in their stew.
Enjoy!