WORDS
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. Excited to prove to his wife his long-held contention that women, in general, and his wife in particular, talked too much, he showed her the study results, which stated: 'Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000.'
His wife thought a while, then finally she said to her husband, 'That's because we have to repeat everything we say.'
The husband said, 'What?'
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THE DIFFERENCES
The Italian says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.'
The Frenchman says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.'
The Russian says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.'
The German says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer.'
The Mexican says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.'
The Jew says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.