Originally Posted by DogHouseMom

I told my husband I would be late home from work because I needed to stop at the quilt shop - and named the specific item I needed.

When I got home, he said Robin called (my BF). So I called Robin and the first thing out of her mouth was "Why did you convert to Muslim, and why didn't you tell me?".

Say what?

Oh lordy ...

I turned to my husband and said "I was stopping for MUSLIN".

Now he's disappointed because he was hoping I was going to take up wearing a burka.

Sheesh.