Your quilt is beautiful I have not read this whole thread so this may have been mentioned but I would of hit him with a few zingers of my own.Such as did your wife make your shirt or is it store bought after all only rich people used to have store bought shirts. Did you use an Electriuc coffee maker this morning or did you boil the water on the stove. The list could go on and on but I would end up saying People usedf to be much more polite than you are what happened to manners?