My name's a normal Jan(et), but the family, not so much.
Mother = Harriette
Father = Dabney
Brothers = Collier and Clayton
Sister = Rozamond
DD = Hilary
DD = Harriette Kate
(poor!) DSIL = Herbert Helzelton Flather IV, and they expect to have a V and call him Quin (for quint-five) someday. Lordy!
Jan in VA