My sister's hubby works on people's cars in his free time. One time when I was visiting, a potential new client called and left a message on the answering machine. She said: "Hi this is Eva. Remember me? I'm the Lesbian with the beard...." I cracked up - not often that you hear a woman be proud of her facial hair. Well, Eva came by a few days later and honest to goodness, she has a full-on beard. I couldn't stop staring which of course is rude, but.....