The other day, my husband and I went and picked up a few groceries since we had been out of the state for almost 3 weeks.
He grabs a container of Strawberries....oh geez $4.99 for this stupid container and they didn't look too ripe either.
We get home HE puts the groceries away (he always does I never have to). The next day, I thought I would eat a couple and see how good the flavor was. So I get a bowl and I put 5 strawberries in it. Come sit and read news on the computer and eat them. They werent too bad but not really too flavorful. My husband says to me not to eat them all. WHAT??? Now why would he say that. Oh well. So the following evening, I said "honey can I eat some of your strawberries?" He says yes. So I go to get them out of the refrigerator and I can't find them. CHARLES...(so he can hear me) WHERE ARE THE STRAWBERRIES? He says.... OVER HERE ON MY TABLE. So I go and get them and the container is empty but for the hulls and ONE strawberry. So I tell him " YOU BUTTNUGGET, you told ME NOT to eat all the strawberries and so what did you do?
He says....I SAVED YOU ONE!! And sure enough there was only ONE strawberry in there with the hulls. I said why didn't you eat that last one and he says, because he thought it would be mean if he ate ALL OF THEM...Go Figure!!!