OMG this was so funny! Made me tear up, For real. I was laughing so hard I started to cry! WAY O FUNNY! This brings me to mind of the lady who had to have some surgery done and put it off until she could no longer wait. So she check into the hospital, they did surgery and after the surgery she found out she had to stay there for 4 days for observation. Knowing she has a PIG (project in grocery bag) at home she needed to work on, she reluctanlty asked her DH to go into her quilting studio to fetch the PIG and bring it to the hospital room for her to work on. Fearing the worst her DH brought in the PIG and after a long moment of silence finally said to her, "Honey, you have a lot of faric", to which she replied sadly, "yes dear, I know I do have a lot of fabric", as time pased her DH spoke again and said , "You know honey you REALLY have a LOT of fabric". to which she replied, "yes dear, I really do have a lot of fabric", about 10 minutes passed when the silence was finally broken by her DH said, "Why, I bet you have at least $500.00 in fabric", to which she replied, yes dear, I do, I have about $500.00 in fabric." thinking to herself, Thank Heavens he doesnt know what $5,000 in fabric looks like! SMILE!...