OMG! I can relate to the towels and the cologne. My two youngest boys are two years apart and they doubled dated a lot . Between hairspray, spray deodorant,and cologne there were times I could hardly breathe when they got ready to go out. And the towel thing!! Their dad is the same, but at least it is just him and I now, so laundry is faster. OH! Little granddaughter(8) likes to play with my expensive perfume too. She applied some that was gifted to me , not my taste at all, and I could smell it three rooms away!! So, I showed her which one she could use, and how to use it . What an improvement!!LOL Little guy(5) had his own cologne and his daddy taught him how much to use. Yeah, same dad as I mentioned above!LOL