Originally Posted by carlasuewho

How to eliminate housework:
* Open a new file on your computer.
* Entitle it "Housework."
* Place it in the Recycle Bin.
* Empty the Recycle Bin.
* Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
* Answer "Yes" and click the left mouse button firmly.
* NO MORE HOUSEWORK!