I thought it was a joke but I kept reading. I thought I knew what the punch line was going to be but I kept reading. Bless your, uh her heart. I would shampoo it, condition it, shampoo it, condition it, until it runs it life span and goes away. There are conditioners you can leave on your hair. Wear a turban, nice makeup and jewelry when your in the company of others. Your friends will be impressed. No need to tell them about the um,ur,?challenge?. Then again, only your hairdresser knows for sure. :thumbup: