I took care of a 99 year old lady in an asisted living facility -- One morning after her shower as I was drying her, she looked down and remarked "Oh dear -- all my hair is gone down there. It was there yesterday"
Same lady told me in a very loud voice at breakfast (she needed help eating)-- " You know, sex in the morning is the very best" The staff was in stitches. I had trouble keeping a straight face
She was a very prim and proper lady -- Philadelphia Mainline debutant and all that rigid manners stuff.