I'm sorry to laugh but I have to tell you, that was just about the funniest story I've ever read!!! I take care of my own waxing also, but I use a hot waxing machine like in a salon and I've done some pretty funny (of course not at the time) stuff regarding the whole "removal process" but yours was the best story ever! I'm glad everything eventually worked out but thank you so very much for a much needed, end of the day belly laugh!!