To 3plus2granny and all of those who have gone before in the OPPS! section.
I sympathize and empathize and if you take aspirin; it bleeds for a long time.
The ER Dr. and Nurse and I were laughing so much he forgot to count the stitches. He said 4 stitches but my regular Dr. took out seven stitches.
After reading all these stories, I think I will get a glove.