I feel your pain! Have the same problems. I only use my phone mayyyyybe twice a day, and that is only if someone calls me. I guess I am showing my age,,,but these newfangled inventions drive me crazy!!! The funniest thing happened last week, my DD called me while I was out to lunch with a friend, and I accidently hit the speaker button....???? So my friend had to listen to her spouting off about her boyfriend because I don't even know where the speaker button is and could not turn it off....LOL
I do know how to text, it only takes me 10 minutes to type in OK!!! Oh my, can you just imagine what our great grandmothers would say about some of this stuff?