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Old 03-26-2011, 02:13 PM
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Ramona Byrd
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As a child, one of my more less than patient uncles used to teach me how to get rid of pests. Not the kind you hunt with a swatter!

You stare at their heads and keep thinking of her kitchen sink full of water and running over...running over the edge of the sink...running across the floor and under the fridge..running across the floor... keep repeating this, and a lot of the time she will start getting antsy and suddenly remember that she had to go home for something or other.

And a book written by a burglar still in jaii, said about robbing houses, when tip toeing through a bedroom and suddenly find someone there, immediately start thinking of cows in a pretty pasture, resting in the sun light. Tired cows, sleeping...sleeping

He claimed that it usually put the homeowner back to sleep and he could keep on tip toeing across the room.
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=====This WAS sashing...you left a pan on the stove with the burner on..the pan is getting hot...the pan is smoking...the pan is getting hot!!!! You must go home..go home...go home...
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