Some ebay terms
Rare: No longer available at Walmart
Patina: rust
Rich Patina: heavy rust with pits
Cleaned professionally: 3 swipes with 60 grit sandpaper
From pet free home: My dog hasn't drooled on it much
From non-smoking home: I quit yesterday
OOK: from limited chinese production run of 150,000
L@@K!!: Couldn't give it away at the flea market
Gently Used: Hideously Disfigured
Like NEW: I wiped the dust off it
AS IS: Doesn't have a chance in hell of operating again
Replica: Cheap Chinese copy of a Korean knockoff
Get it before it's gone: bought overstocks in lots of a thousand
Free Shipping: Just kick me an extra $50 and it's yours
Collectible: Got it from the Micky Dee's drivethrough last week
Vintage: Armpit stains won't wash out
Recent OS: You DO still have your floppy discs, don't you?
Have I got a deal for you: Newbie buyers only
Shipped via UPS: beaten savagely by 2 irate gorillas