Bless your heart. Even in the middle of the day, my lefty lucy and righty tighty are wrong. Being left handed things just are backwards!!!
Next time you decide to quilt at 3 a.m., make sure to have had your coffee FIRST. And maybe a few peices of chocolate to get your mind working.
I am sure you learned these lessons well...and I am pretty sure that you will have to RE-LEARN them later on down the road because you forgot that you learned them the first time. LOL. Thats a sign of getting older. (didn't want to say "AGING, or Dementia").