Originally Posted by Momsmurf

Back of The Store
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The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking