Originally Posted by OdessaQuilts
Originally Posted by moonwork42029
Originally Posted by OdessaQuilts
Well, for years, my husband has threatened to toss and burn all my quilting "gear" when I die ... fabrics, threads, machines, books, etc.
Now, we're getting a divorce and I am packing up his stuff to take into his new apartment ... and he's going to find little triangles of fabric inside each and every box with all the rest of his junk. Let's see what he says about THAT!
Does that make me crazy? Hmmmmm......methinks NOT!
Be sure to sew lace on the edges of his undies and at the hem of his pants....or sew the legs shut about 3/4 of the way down. Of course some marking chalk on the inside of them would be good to so every time he sat down it would go "poof"!
Just kidding of course but dang it's soooo tempting.
Actually, he's spent a lot of money lately buying himself an entirely new wardrobe ... I considered taking a seam ripper to some of those new pieces, removing a few stitches here........clipping a few stitches there ........ nothing too drastic, but when he washes them, they'll start falling apart. I thought that might just be fun, too!
Yeah, I'm crazy .... so (in the words of Mrs. Doubtfire), "....don't FUSS with me...."
Quilter's Divorce: A kinder, gentler revenge!
ROFLMAO w/ time (tears in my eyes)