OK, I haven't gotten to page 17 yet.... but you have a serious issue with WIP, and I see that you really like turtles.
You really need to join the UFO group. I will be right beside you.... I have a mess to clean up too, but not as many as you.
Good luck
Oh, and unless you are named on your boyfriends policy, you may have a problem getting your things covered if there is a loss. (At least that's how it is here in NY. I'm in the industry.) You may be better off getting your own policy to cover your things.