This is from the Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes website:
http://notalwaysright.com/ and is supposedly from Sydney, Australia:
Customer: “There are lots of different kinds of quilt fibres. Which kind is best?”
Me: “Well, generally natural fibres are best. Wool is particularly good. It’s warm in winter and cool in summer. Plus, wool is fire resistant.”
Customer: “Well, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a sheep on fire.”
:lol: