If you sleep with dogs you'll end up with flees.
I'd rather be a cautious for 5 minutes, than dead for the rest of my life.
I just read this one on the QB last week: "She thinks she's hot Sh** on a silver platter and she ain't nothin but a cold turd on a paper plate.
Well smear my butt with honey and tie me to an ant hill. (Pat's favorite) or "butter my buns and call me bisuit"