Give that girl some butter cuz she's on a roll ! usually said when us girls would get together and get the giggles as one would take over the jokes, etc.
My dad always told me when going out as a young adult,
"Be good or You Better be good At It!" Whatever kind of trouble It was......that we may be getting into.
My mom's favorite line was, "Be careful what you wish for it just may come true."
Ron White's, "You can't fix stupid!"
Never kick a gift horse in the mouth.
I was born at night, but it was not last night!
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
The accuser is usually the guilt one.
Nuts don't fall far from the tree.