Mom:
When the kids finished eating: Magies vol, ogies toe!
(little tummies full, little eyes close)
When cleaning or doing dishes, and everyone helps: Vele hande maak ligte werk!
(Many hands makes for light work.)
When you give Mom lip: Jou mond gaan maak dat jou g@t slae kry!
(Your mouth is going to get your a$$ whipped.)
and
my DH favorite is: There is no pills for stupidity.