Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Coincidences are just God's way of remaining anonymous.
When money stops coming in the door, love goes out the window.
A hard one has no conscience.
(In a tough spot): Like being between the bull and the barn door.
(As a warning): Watch where you’re going or you might wind up someplace else.
You can take a chapter from his/her book.
Ever feel like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest?
Slicker than cat sh** on a linoleum floor.