My dad use to say "He wouldn't pay a nickel to watch an ant eat a bail of hay"
Grandma use to say "She's pregnant again, shoot birth control is only one cent" She later explained to me that if you keep a penny between your knees she wouldn't have gotten pregnant!
"Close the screen door, your letting the flies out"
When I'd be crying about something "Do you want me to give you something to cry for" Well no I am already crying!
Do as I say, not as I do
He won't buy you a beer, his pockets go all the way up to his elbows
They are too young to get married, they are still wet behind the ears (what they said about my husband & I)
My uncle when a good looking girl walked by "Damn her legs to all the way up"
snug as a bug in a rug
happier than a pig in mud
He can kiss it where the sun don't shine
I know there's more but can't think of them either! Brain goes blank when you're trying to remember!