I remember almost ALL of these. This is a long one that I remember my mom saying to me (wonder why).
"There is a little bit of good in the worst of us and a little bit of bad in the best of us so it behooves none of us to talk about the rest of us."
"Getting old isn't for sissy's"
"The dimmest lamp in the room."
"He's a penny short of a dime."
"Life is good. Don't mess with it!"
"If I die today - I die a happy man."
"See a penny, pick it up you'll have good luck. See a penny let it lay and you'll have a bad day!"
"Go West young man." (Get out of my face.)
"A man gave a dollar of all he had and a woman gave a dime and it was all she had."
This was fun :o).