I have laughed out loud at some of these and I remember quite a few. My mom was a bit different, she said many of these. Here are a few more that I did not see.
S??t or get off the pot. (when someone could not make a decision
Can't never could do nothing.
If someone had something she wanted...she would say "I wish I had that and I wish they had a feather up their butt and we both would be happy.
She also had a poem that she would just say out of the blue
"I'm so tired and I'm so sore
Ain't gonna do it for a nickel no more
15 cents is my price...for a quarter, I'll do it twice.
SHOESHINE! Now what were you thinking?