C,mon!! I'm waiting for you!! I'm still staring at mine, too, and laugh every time you post. Are we both hopeless?? LOL.
I think I came up with a solution for mine though--I'm going to make a drape out of it for my patio door. I get too much sunlight reflected off the white vinyl deck back into the breakfast area. I got some room darkening fabric for the backing. So!! I don't have to quilt mine--just SID to hold the backing on.
Please keep me posted on what you do--I want to make another one. Good luck!