I'm never gonna be/feel old! Now if only my mind could find a way to convince my body! Or maybe I could find a magic spell to slow my aging process wayyyyyyy down w/o have'n to sell my soul lol
You know your old(er) when you hear a little boy say, "Mommy, why does that fat old lady keep smiling at me like that." And you look to see who he's talk'n about and you're the only one there!!!!! (PS not that that ever happened to me!)