I confess. (Hangs head in shame.) I spent $24.00 on fabric yesterday. Did I need it? NO. Was this something that I could not live without? NO. Was this a matter of life or death? NO..........Then why did I buy it? I swear on someones grave that these just jumped into my cart! Once the neglected fabrics noticed that there was a cart pushed by an unsuspecting shopper, they all followed suit. When I got to the cutting table, there were 12 of these bolts sitting at attention and begging the clerk to give me "just one yard".
In the long run, I will win. I AM the human! You, my 100% cotton fabric fiends, are only a by-product that was planted by human hands. Do not mock me, or I will turn you into a scrap quilt so ugly that even your momma will remark "Isn't that special".