Way to go Skeat! My favourite is the goldfish one! The hallowe'en one is great, it made me smile! I must show it to my son when he comes in from school, he'll love it! I get a lot of patterns like that in my French quilting magazine around September October - they're all the rage here, last year was a whole issue dedicated to this theme - witches, ghouls, pumpkins skeletons etc, they're really popular in France ( the home of Haute Couture - get that woman to come argue with the French about what's c...p!) How DARE she say that!!! Give me her address, I'll go punch her on the nose! I'm not as good at laughing these things off as you - apart from being b...y RUDE she's just plain WRONG!
K x