Okay, I've had a little coffee and here's my thought.
A cute apron. I have a friend, a delightful person, who loves retro and loves a little nip too. I could see her wearing an apron like this and whooping it up at cocktail hour while she fixes some little tidbits. I am serious. She'd flip over this fabric. Hmmm, will have to get some projects done and consider this.