Laughing here also, yes we would love to see a picture.
I store mine in the plastic tubs that slide under beds, this serves many purposes. They are clear plastic so I can see into them before I pull them all the way out and of course keeps dust and dirt off the fabric. They are stored under the futon in the kids playroom (right beside my sewing room), so it prevents toys, socks, garbage from collecting under the futon. It is also easy access for my children, when they need a quick birthday gift for a friend and are choosing pillowcase fabric.
Forgot to add that fat quarters fit in perfectly in end, so I can see every piece of fabric when I take the lids off, no rummaging. So I just fold all my fabric, even yardage, so it is the right size, and can see it all at a glance.
Good luck.