I'm sorry, but I"m laughing too!
They just want to help, Mom!! lol
I have dressers that I keep my fabric in. Check out 2d hand stores. One of the dressers I bought...really nice...was $25!!
I have plastic bins, like shoe boxes that hold my fat quarters and I have a laundry hamper that holds my scraps.
One of these days, I'll get pictures of my NEW room posted.