Originally Posted by Rita's mom

All this talk about the bench and waiting for our gifts makes me laugh when I picture life from the mailman/woman's point of view when asked how was work today?

....."Well....it was ok except this one strange lady on my route, you know the one I told you about who always has thread in her hair and a rotory cutter in her hand? ....Well lately she has been staring at me through the bushes as I go up to the mailbox. When I leave she runs to her mailbox, opens it up, and then yells cus words at me as I walk away! Well today as soon as I stepped onto her porch I saw her peering through a gap in the curtains. She flung the door open, grabbed my mailbag, rummaged through it, screamed NO!!!, and then threw herself down crying and beating her fists on the ground! I told you those quilters are a strange bunch!"........

LOL :)