Re: #9. When my now 16yo DGD was about 4, we were in church on Easter Sunday. The paster was of course preaching about the crucifixion. It was absolutely silent in the church and the paster said "He (meaning Jesus) finally gave up the ghost". My adorable 4yo sweetie whispered loudly "Scooby Doo"!!! Scooby was her favorite cartoon and he is always chasing and afraid of "ghosts". She was certain the paster was talking about Scooby Doo!
Needless to say, my hand clapped over her mouth but she couldn't figure out what she had said wrong!!