Wow, you aren't kidding that one is pretty, er, um, uh, well someone gave it their best shot. I dunno if you will be able to quilt it flat or not. But you can always accentuate the eccentricity of it and just go at it warts and all and not worry if you get tucks, puckers etc in the quilting. I will give the piecer credit on the turquoise border. Looks like they tried mitering the corners!