"Dig deep the puppy is in the bottom" said when dishing up a stew or something.
"lower than a snake's belt buckle" said when feeling blue.
"Your eyes look like two burnt holes in an indian blanket" said when you didn't look too good.
"funnier than a two story outhouse"
"two heads are better than one even if one is a cabbage head"
"thats a heck of a note said the monkey as he farted in the tuba"
"strung around like a mad woman's s--t"
these gems are from my grams. I could go on and on and on......