These are good ones, and thanks for the laugh this morning!
I have one that still makes me cringe to think about. A couple of years back I had to come into the office during the weekend to help the two engineers (men) here move offices around. I knew I'd get dirty, so I grabbed my jeans from the laundry hamper, not paying attention. I had been at work for a couple of hours when I sat down at my desk to pick my purse up off the floor. I had underwear sticking out of one of my pant legs. Not a great self-esteem booster. To say that I was mortified would be an understatement. ....I wanted to die. Of course, the guys were: a) too polite to say anything, b) didn't know how to approach the situation, c) were enjoying every moment of it and just waiting for me to notice.