It don't make me no never mind. ==I don't care.
He doesn't know his A%^& from a hole in the ground.
He can't find his A%&* with both hands.
He who laughs last, has a real slow mind.
My get up and go got up and went without me.
Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but with kids it's next to impossible.
Bless her heart, she's got a rear end two axe handles wide.