Originally Posted by Moonpi
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Frank Perdue was the best!)
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken
LOL!...now that's funny...kinky/strange, but funny!!!
how about
: The rooster may strut, but the hen hums the tune! (I know....I just like thinking about all the possibilities.)
The rooster may cross the road, but he better be crowing at home when the sun comes up. (hey, that ones not sooo corny) :D