Was spending the last few days on vacation in Biloxi, MS. Had to check out the LQS in nearby Ocean Springs. So my boyfriend and I are in the shop looking around and he spots some blue fabric he liked. I am in the process of making him a quilt and he asked if I could incorporate some of this blue. I told him yes. He asked me how much he should get and I said probably 2 yards. So.... he takes the fabric to the cutting table. I heard the shop lady ask how much he wanted. His answer..... I'll take 2 quarts. Everyone in the store heard and all broke out laughing, me included. I think he was a little embarrassed when he realized what he said, but we all got a good laugh.