I put things in very good hiding places. So good that I can rarely find them anymore.
Our volunteer director at the hospital had on her desk a plaque that a doctor had given her.
It said "A CLEAN DESK IS A SIGN OF A SICK MIND".
So I can tell you that a nice doctor would love my desk and I can sleep good at night knowing that I'm not nuts. Never can find anything of course, but I'm sane.